“Congratulations: You have committed a perfect crime. You understand completely that Millennials who work in the media don’t pay attention to their surroundings, because they’re either wrapped up in themselves or wrapped up in their cell phones. (This is a distinction without a difference.)” -Dave Weigel’s memo to the thief who robbed him the other night.
Consolation for sticking to DC for the past two years: making some of the best friends I’ve ever had.